OH MY GOD
IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD
Voting is the leading cause of homosexuality I voted and the very next day I started fucking girls
When I showed up to vote that very first time when I was 18, I was handed my complimentary “date with a cute girl” card and I’ve never looked back.
It was amazing.
you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games
(Source: sp00nky, via theblondelush)
Growing Some Balls
I recently discovered my “other” message box on Facebook. Did you know you have an “other” box? I always assumed I only had one box. I was wrong. And what I found in there is now consuming me.
As some of you remember, a year ago I got fired from Casino Niagara, after some very sexual…
deep down inside, I like to believe, CHOOSE to believe, that Joy Behar looks down on all of us like a comedy guardian angel. Great piece.
"Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable."